Friday, October 19, 2018

The Halloween Song #OurAuthorGang


  THE HALLOWEEN SONG

Joe Bonadonna
Copyright © 2012 Joe Bonadonna

 
All photos courtesy of Google Images

On the first of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
1 Cthulhu rising and a pumpkin filled with candy.

On the second of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
2 skulls a grinning and a pumpkin filled with loose teeth.

On the third of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
3 vampires sucking and a coffin filled with fresh blood.

On the fourth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
4 hungry zombies and a pumpkin filled with fresh brains.

On the fifth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
5 . . . skel-e-tons . . . and a pumpkin filled with old bones.
 
On the sixth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
6 evil spirits and a casket filled with white sage.

On the seventh of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
7 ghosts a laughing and some ghostbusters in a firehouse.

On the eighth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
8 dancing devils and a pumpkin filled with pitchforks.

On the ninth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
9 spawns of darkness and an island filled with lost souls.

On the tenth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
10 Jack O’Lanterns and a big cardboard Frankenstein.

On one and ten October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
11 bats a sleeping and a cave filled with baseballs.

On the twelfth of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
12 flying broomsticks and a pumpkin of poisoned apples.

On 13 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
13 witches spelling and Samantha sitting in a tree.

On 14 October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
14 gremlins goofing and Bill Shatner screaming on a plane.

On 15 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
15 black cats scratching and a litterbox filled with white mice.

On 16 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
16 banshees wailing and a pumpkin filled with Guinness Stout.

On 17 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
17 cauldrons boiling and some eyeballs floating at the top.

On 18 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
18 mummies wrapping and a Ponzi pyramid scheme.
 
On 19 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
19 dragons smoking and a pumpkin filled with cigarettes.

On 20 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
20 werewolves howling and the Lone Ranger loading up his guns.

On 21 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
21 dead ravens and the head of Edgar Allen Poe.

On 22 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
22 graves unopened and Dwight Frye all ready to dig.

On 23 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
3 and 20 demons and an exorcist standing in the rain.

On 24 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
4 and 20 dead men and a hunchback lab assistant.

On 25 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
5 and 20 curses and a witchdoctor on the payroll.
 
On 26 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
6 and 20 spiders spinning and a fat Hobbit all on his own.

On 27 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
27 rats a creeping and H.P. Lovecraft hiding in the walls.

On 28 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
28 nightmares creeping and a pumpkin of Starbuck’s coffee.      

On 29 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,
9 and 20 shadows and the Dowser to chase them all away.

On 30 of October my ghoulfiend gave to me,                                 
30 gargoyles gargling and a Facebook page for their community.   
   
On Halloween Night my ghoulfiend gave to me—
Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
She dumped me and ran off with some sparkly vampire.
Oh, the shame! Oh, the horror! Oh, the humanity!
Oh, woe is me!           







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